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User:gemstar69 (6999763) Paid User
Damp Dick, The Moist Menace Of The Seven Seas
the exciting adventures of a very damp pirate
Name:Awesome McSexyknickers
Location:Essex, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1988-01-16
Bio:
Go relax and have a strong drink at mine and [info]tearcreek's icon community, [info]skylight_icons.
Come for the icons, stay for the cocaine.


O HAI GUYS.

I do stuff in this journal, like squeeing over fit blokes, complaining about real life even though it's pretty awesome, and doing icons + picspam + random quotes from whatever I may be watching at the time and USING IMMENSE CAPSLOCK.

If you want to add me, go right ahead, and I'll probably add you right back because I'm a whore for new friends. If you tip me, I'll pimp for you aswell. I have a coat and a car. Impressed? *winks suggestively at all of you sexy people* Yeah, you're impressed.

If you're rude to me in my journal, I will get angry and throw you out with a beating. Possibly with whips. But it will be painful. And arousing. Don't do it!

Things I love at the moment: Doctor Who, cars, Doctor Who, men called Paul, Doctor Who, Jensen + Jared, Alton Towers, rice crispie squares, Jamie-Lee, my rally school, sunglasses, Green Wing, supercars, Stephen King, cheap wine, internet speak, Supernatural, minty toothpaste, Red Dwarf, shiny icons, soluble painkillers, and those awesome western saloon doors you get in trendy clothes shops.

Also, I'm awesome, have scarlet hair and a massive Londoner. Sexiest journal ever? That's right, SEXIEST JOURNAL EVER.



ME AND MY MATE JAMIE ON LULZDAY IN MAJORCA

JAMIE LEFT, ME RIGHT. DUDE HOW AWESOME IS IT THAT WE ILLEGALLY JUMPED ON SOME GUY'S BOAT TO TAKE PIKSHURZ? REALLY AWESOME, THAT'S HOW MUCH.

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF DYING MY HAIR.
IT'S NATURALLY BRIGHT RED.
TROOFAX.







Gorgeous lj layout by [info]tasha at [info]premade_ljs, header by me. Billie+David/Rose+Ten mood theme by the lovely [info]lambietoes.


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SCREENCAPS/PICTURES: [info]gemstar69, [info]__kali__, [info]leggyslove, [info]marishna, [info]tick_caps, [info]xnoangelx_caps
Memories:174 entries
Pictures:over 2800 public
Interests:148: CAPSLOCK, adipose bbs, alan statham, alton towers, ask a ninja, ass bastard, back to the future, bad wolf, banana man, being a homo, bill bailey, billie piper, blackadder, bloody bastards, boyce, boyfriends, british comedy, bros before hos, bucket of truth, c***u***nt radiologists, captain jack harkness, captain wipey, christmas, cock blocked, communist parties, dancing bananas, darth vader, david spade, david tennant, dean winchester, diet coke, doctor who, doctor/rose, driving lamborghinis, empire strikes back, ewoks, fucking hug, gay bar, geek love, gene hunt, giggity giggity giggity, guitar hero, guy ball, guy secretan, han solo, have a banana, hug tiem, hugging purty men, icons, in conclusion: cock, jack bauer, jack daniels, jack/rose, james marsters, james may, jared padalecki, jensen ackles, jensen ackles' hair, jeremy clarkson, jesus at the window, jesus in my biscuit, joanna clore, john barrowman, julian rhind-tutt, killing the undead, kisses, kissing in the toilet, kittens, kryten, kyle reese, laughing, life on mars, lister, london, lord percy percy, luke skywalker, manwhores, martin's yogurt, me/jensen otp, men in white trackies, men named paul, men-who-can-ski-backwards, michael buble, mitsubishi, morrissey the consumer monkey, ms paint, naked motorcyclists, not wearing knickers, novelty island, oh noes, omg, playstation, poker, poking badgers with spoons, porn, prison break, quagmire, rally, really hot ski instructors, red dwarf, resident evil 4, richard hammond, rimmer, rose tyler, rotating an eel, sam tyler, sarcasm, see you in zurich, sex, shoes, simon pegg, skiing, snow spiders, soluble painkiller addiction, spave, squee, subaru impreza, supernatural, swearing, swiss army knives, switzerland, tarantino, tardis, teh lolz!!11!, tenth doctor, terminator, the bra men, the cat, the doctor, the dove from above, the internet's for porn, the stig, the tardis, tim bisley, too much mascara, top gear, torchwood, tyres, using capslock irl, vote for statham, william fichtner, wood, world rally championship, wrap up your willy, wrc, wtf, yeti named julian, you bloody bastard
Schools:Priory Primary School - Bicknacre, England - Essex, United Kingdom (1993 - 1999)
Anglo European School - Ingatestone, England - Essex, United Kingdom (1999 - 2002)
King Edward Vi Grammar School - Louth, England - Lincolnshire, United Kingdom (2002 - 2007)
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Mutual Friends:203: 04nbod, _anubis, _elvie, _faeriequeen, _phantom_, _princess_han_, airelin, aman0n, amato_sole, anawreckslife, andsparkles, annasee, assuringlynerdy, athousanderrors, atraphoenix, autumnscorpse, balcairn, bippy24, bitter_crimson, buckbeakbabie, butindreams, butterflylove9, cameragirl88, canuck_abroad, captain__hook, cheshirepuss, claidissa, clarice_cat, cloisfan, cloudrox1, clownofdorks, cookie2697, corchfalas, craig79, crazy_celebrian, crescent_gaia, crooked, cs_whitewolf, cyberducks, daffodiltardis, dana_shulps, dark_vectra, darklady7, decadentgent, demeter918, dleighc, dolpfin220, done_deal, dongpeiyen1000, dresdenpirate, elaineemily, elki308, endaemion, estarmuerta, euphorazine, evilbeej, feurisa, fiery_twilight, finnigan_geist, firefly_827347, firko, florentinefed, foreverrhapsody, fran06, frickativo, fucktart_, gemsybobsy, ginnystar, glorify, goldy_dollar, greggyhouzer, gynx78, gypsyjr, hils, hockeykitty09, hollywd_floozy, hvymtlmstrss05, i_bring_u_fire, i_philosophia, iceandlime, inlaterdays, inspiringquotes, interpretthis, ipodsr2big, irishlullaby, irrational_game, ivydoor, jai_23, jaimuls, jemzamia, jetbaby, justbolognese, kajcarter, kashmir1, kateorman, katrina87, keep_warm, kelly96, kesshin_shinobu, khohen1, kiebeau, kissrocks, kohl_rimmed_eye, leighleighla, levenah, lilchibibunny, littlemissgg, londonbeauty001, lowc, lyss_monaghan, machiiina, madamclaire, made_babe, magical_sparkle, majkia, makebeliever29, maverick0324, melwicker, micewerefurious, midnight_ljc, mik07, miniola1, miss_begonia, misseri44, misskiwi333, mizufae, moira_fae11, moondropz, mrv3000, muldersgun, murf1013, never_more_cat, nimnod, nostariel, nreosmith, nuptse, olga_keepout, omgtiemlawrdz, onmiway2heaven, paiger1218, parisslily, peppermintkiwi, pickles2u, pink_xx_robots, princess_dexter, puckinnichild, punky_nymph, pureskies, queen_isa, rayslady, ...
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